On Sean Hannidi’s show on Fox, Donald Trump called for a handling of the current crisis better than Biden, focusing on Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. Kimmel said that if he were in charge now, “he would throw rolls of napkins at the Ukrainian refugees.” Haniti once again tried to condemn the former president against Putin, but he refused, instead of boasting about their friendship. “There are bodybags on the screen, [and] “He brags about the guys he knows,” he said. Trump then decided to talk about the danger of windmills and how they are currently killing eagles. “What business does he and the windmills have?” Kimmel asked. “Did he have a traumatic mini gold experience as a child?” “Maybe that’s why his hair is like that?” He added: “I feel that the hamster that feeds his brain is tired right now.”

Stephen Colbert

On The Late Show, Stephen Colbert talked about the arrest of the metro shooting suspect, drawing the attention of Zack Tahhan, who spotted him on a security camera. “You hear that at MTA, cameras work much better when they work; not at all,” said Colbert. There is some disagreement about who was the first to identify the suspect, leading to confusion about who would receive the $ 50,000 reward. The suspect himself allegedly called. “It will be an awkward award ceremony,” he joked. Then Colbert said that now it is fine to return to the subway. “It’s just as safe and clean as you can remember,” he said. Russia’s ongoing invasion of Ukraine has led Sweden and Finland to consider joining NATO. “It could be the most shocking alliance of the Scandinavians since black licorice was combined with salt,” he said. Netflix is ​​one of the many companies that stopped operating in Russia, which led to a group lawsuit by Russian users. “Then, after a few hours, a screen came up and said you were suing and they said yes,” he said. Colbert also talked about the confusing names given to the new Covid variants, an unforgettable mix of numbers and letters. “People would take these variations more seriously if you gave them the beautiful names Big Bad Greg or No Good Gretchen,” he said. Elon Musk became the largest shareholder in Twitter, paying $ 2.89 billion and celebrated by posting “a bunch of nonsense” before offering to buy the entire platform for $ 43 billion in cash. “He could do so much with that money,” Colbert said. “Correct world hunger. Tackling climate change. Make a decent haircut. “ Musk wants to make Twitter a platform for free speech. “Twitter is already a platform for freedom of speech around the world!” C0lbert countered. “Do you know how I know this? “Because no one can stop me from tweeting, suck Elon Musk in every language.”

Trevor Noah

On The Daily Show, Trevor Noah also talked about Musk and his desire to buy Twitter shares for $ 54.20, a funny cannabis. “That way you know you are very rich,” he said. “When you spend a few extra million dollars to put a joke on your takeover bid.” Elon Musk offered to pay $ 54.20 per share to buy Twitter. You know you’re rich when you can spend a few extra millions to put a joke on your takeover bid. pic.twitter.com/6CSsaf2NZl – The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) April 15, 2022 He added: “We already knew he was up when he said he would fully unlock Twitter’s capabilities.” Noah also refuted the claim that Twitter was no longer just what it could be. “Did I think Twitter was unlocked?” he said. “Is there an unlocked version I do not know about?” He added: “I have never been on Twitter and I have not been, I just want this place to relax. “People are really holding back here, all with nuances and shit.”