In the middle of an unrelated topic about Trump’s double endorsement of “ERIC” in the Missouri GOP Senate primary, Meyers noted that both Eric Greitens and eventual winner Eric Schmidt “boasted that they had been endorsed by Trump, a man who, again, is not only under multiple active criminal investigations for inciting a coup to subvert American democracy, but is also starting to look less like a former president and more like Nick Nolte.” “So, is his head getting smaller or his hat getting bigger?” asked the host. “It looks like his hat is some kind of organism that feeds on his blood. Look how pale he is! He looks like he’s starring in Martin McDonagh’s next film as the ghost of an Irish priest opposite Colin Farrell.” But it wasn’t over yet. “Look, I know they say all presidents age fast,” Meyers said, “but Trump looks like he’s halfway through a Raiders of the Lost Ark meltdown. It’s like they opened the Ark, his face started to melt, but then he quickly closed it. But then his face stayed like that.” Only after Myers gave Trump an extended impression of how he had to open the Ark of the Covenant to look for Hunter Biden’s laptop did he feel ready to return to more substantive news, like Tuesday’s primary results. For more, listen to and subscribe to The Last Laugh podcast.
