What happens on Sunday? It’s NFL Fantasy Football Day. I’m screaming on TV, then I’m fighting with my wife, who wants to turn her off because she’m right and I’m wrong. I’m upset because the games start at 10 in the morning and the church is at 11 in the morning. I know I have to go, but I can not stop checking my grades on my phone, hoping the pastor will not see me. Then I try to make good thoughts, but I lose in church and I feel bad feelings for the players I play with. It’s a really weird day and it’s very confusing for me. What is there after the church? We all go for dim sum at a restaurant in Vancouver which is very good. I’ve been there for two years and they still treat me like shit, which is awesome. When I call to make a reservation, they say “no”. There is no celebrity. They do not know, nor do they care, who I am. Sundays growing up? Sundays were a church, Saturdays too. I grew up as a Catholic and it was nutritious I’m sure, but I did not understand what the priest was saying and everything was very serious. Only a lot of fear and guilt. I’m going to another church now, but I’m not an ecclesiastical yet. I would never think it’s the only way. What’s in the box? I am only allowed to watch Fantasy Football until 16:00. I love my wife so much, but I’m also afraid of her. So terrified that I actually watched a Jennifer Lopez movie called Marry Me with her last Sunday and wanted to hit myself in the face so many times. What is the last thing you do before going to bed? It is always the same. My wife turns her ass on me and says, “Mike, rub my bum.” He says it banishes cellulite. I say, “You do not have cellulite!” So every night I sit and watch TV and massage her to make her sleep. Michael Bublé’s summer tour tickets are available at aegpresents.co.uk
